Watch Out Disney: Fatwa Placed on Mickey Mouse

stressed mickey mouse
Leading Saudi Arabian cleric, Sheik Muhammad Munajid, has placed a fatwa on Mickey Mouse this week. He claimed that Mickey Mouse is "an agent of satan." As "one of Satan's soldiers," everything Mickey Mouse Touches is impure. Under Sharia (Islamic law), both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

Watch out Disney, even though a fatwa is more of a recommendation than a direct command, all your Mouses are belong to us! If I were the plushie mouse in Disneyland, I would be on red alert.

This is not the only unpopular comment Sheik Muhammad Munajid has made this year. According to The Telegraph, "He condemned the Beijing Olympics as the 'bikini Olympics,' claiming that nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits."

If these skimpy outfits make Satan happy, imagine how elated he must be over seeing Donald Duck, semi-nude as the day he was born.


Harold Fowler said...

LOL, what a bunch of idiots over there. Allah doesnt even exist so who cares what they think.