Vladmir Putin Will Judo-Chop You

Vladmir Putin, Russian Prime Minister, reared his head once again today by releasing an instructional Judo video to celebrate his birthday.

The 56 year-old is not only a Judo champion, but a former KGB agent, tiger tracker, advanced skiier, and fisherman. Suffice to say, he could probably kick your ass.

"In a bout, compromises and concessions are permissible, but only in one case - if it is for victory." He tells viewers in the video.

I can only assume that his next move will to one-up Sarah Palin's hunting of wolves from a helicopter by entering the Alaskan wilderness (he can see it from his house) with nothing but a flint knife and a loincloth, returning a week later wearing a fine collection of pelts as the Alpha of his own pack of feral wolves.