The Snuggie

Did you ever wish you could wear a hospital gown and wizard's robe at the same time, without all the hassle of putting on two garments? Still clinging to that last shred of dignity, but desperately needing to rescind it to your crippling lack of human warmth and burgeoning dependence on blind consumerism? Then the Snuggie is for you.

To gaze upon its malevolent shrouds is to look upon the hideous visage of true fear:



"Great For College!"